Star Search for 'Ayam Kampung'

It's sucha boring saturday night, anyone(girls highly preferred) wanna go out on a date with me? i'm bored of sitting in front of the pc typing. i'm bored of eating fried rice + telur mata kerbau ALONE when my parents attend wedding dinners. i'm bored of air suam!!! someone, bring me out!!! pls!!!

How was my 22nd birthday on tuesday? hm... pretty dull, but till i read the papers that bears my name, I became excited and the caption caught my attention immediately. It says: QUEST FOR THE REAL AYAM KAMPUNG


Tuesday, 19th Sept 2006, New Straits Time.

What nonsense are these people talking?! don't they realise that the real/original kampungkai is right here? cis, these people never learn. (hahaha!)

The best part is shown in the next pic...


Duh!

What is a real kampung chicken? hello?

Dey, an original one looks like me, what else! me me me and only me! the original one likes to eat Kajang sate and drink soya bean milk. All other types are imitation! Pirated versions! Get the original, stop piracy. (cough!)

By the way, i wouldnt want a twin. He would look like me then! he will steal my fame, take my girls, and grab my food! nooooooooooooo.....

*shakes head

Sorry mum sorry dad, i know 1 of me gives u enough headache, but they wanna produce more of me! in bulk! hundreds! thousands! millions! ahhhhhhhhhhh!

what can i do to ease my parents' burden? should i kill the others? but that would be sinful to kill my own kind. Would u guys help me eat them up? As u wish, may it be rendang, curry, or soup... be my guest.


How will our kampungkai look like?

Answer: Macho! Handsome! Attractive!

but the problem now is... they are trying to design a different outlook for my twins! they want...
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Hm..... do they mean this?


Me

My goodness, i cant believe i'm doing this to myself. Such disgrace. I know u r having lots of fun, laughing your asses out. Dun stop! (i'm laughing in my heart though i look blur right now)

But this is what the community wants, what can i do? uhuhuhhuhhHUU!

Anyone wanna buy me and rear me? i promise to be obedient? But i have 1 condition: only lady buyers allowed wahahhahahahhahhahh!!!


The original recipe.

Now, this looks more like me. Much more presentable than the feathery one.

p/s: the person who snapped this pic said i have Hush-Puppy eyes, what does it mean? can someone explain?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOW JONG,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE.........

19.9.1984

Since I wont be able to go online on my birthday, so i have to post this up 2 days in advance.

And also, for those who will greet Happy Birthday to me, THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU! hehehe... :P

Sleeping Beauties

If we sleep early, yet we feel tired the next morning;
If we sleep late, definitely feel tired the next morning;
If we dun sleep, no need to say la...... ZOMBIE sebiji.


Zombie

U struggle to keep that steel-heavy eye lid from closing, yet u cant resist. U cant resist the temptation of closing the eyes and cuddle your head into the arms. It just feels soooooooooo good, isn't it?

It's even harder than lifting 150 pounds on the bench press in gym. U just wanna have a 15 second rest, u know u'll take more than that, but it doesn't matter cos it feels damn good. Damn good to close the eyes and nap.

As all College/University/Institutes students know, some lecturers are eligible to take part in INDIA's snake-charmer competition. They have the qualification, they have the knowledge, they have the experience, they are real good. Superb! Don't u think so?

If u dun believe me, i'll show u my instructors' talent.



These are a few common species of snakes. Fresh water snake, rattle snake, and tree snake. More to come... POISONOUS SPECIES!



Python, Albino yellow spot, laughing snake, crying snake..... to name a few.

hahahahah! it's so fun snapping pics of these guys napping! so funny! freaking funny man! we have nothing else better to do but to use our handphone camera to snap some memories.

Soon, the trend involved many others. The more the merrier! Let's have some family shots! Keluarga Bahagia! Wuuhooooo!



WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't this fun? Snapping pics of the Sleeping Beauties without waking them up!

Imagine the situation where the guys tip-toe over to be part of the family. Then do some funny pose with a peace sign. wahhahahha! coolness!

Introducing, the King Cobra



Don't think it's easy to achieve King Cobra-level. U gotta go through painful and hard training to achieve such status.

Rule no 1: Sleep without being detected

Rule no 2: Always look natural

Rule no 3: He's the best!

And before we end this funny session. Let's learn a lil from the King Cobra. It's called the 'Insect Trap' , a kungfu style founded by one of the snake clans back in 1960s.



INSECT TRAP... normally u'll get flies, once a while get ants, once in a blue moon will get ladybird. Coolness!

Landing Gear - Leg Of An Aircraft

Aircrafts are built to fly, not to roll on the tarmac. But it has to roll on the runway in order to gain speed and lift off into the sky. Besides, something's gotta support the whopping 100+ tonne giant while u step into it.

It wouldnt be something like the U.F.O where the aircraft floats 1ft above ground, would it? NO. u r right. It's the landing gear, the wheels, the legs that support the weight of the aircraft while on ground.


Boeing 777 (How to identify? Cos it has 6 wheels on the main l/gear)

Tyre pressure is crucial. Before each flight (or few hours after a flight when the wheels have cool down), an Aircraft Maintenance Engineer MUST do a pre-flight inspection, whereby checking the tyre pressure is part of the pre-flight inspection list.

Depending on aircraft models, some aircrafts tyres are inflated to 180 pounds/square inch, some 192psi, some 200 psi, and some 210psi. It varies with each model and load. And it is important to only check the pressure when the wheels are cool, or else u'll get a wrong reading. Wrong reading might cause an under-inflated tyre when the aircraft lands in a cold climate airport. (cold=shrink)


INFLATE TYRES WITH NITROGEN ONLY

All commercial airliner tyres are inflated with nitrogen. Why? Well, they dun burn easily, they are light, they are easily available, and they can cope with heat better. (Correct me if i'm wrong on this, cos i'm not a Chemist. And if u're 1, pls tell me more about it, pls?)

Just for simple knowledge, I noticed that most MAS aircraft uses MICHELIN tyres. Have yet to see any Goodyear or Bridgestone or Goodrich.


A330 l/gear

That's the main strut supporting most of the weight. It's made of VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HARD and STIFF MAGNESIUM ALLOY. Powered by high pressure hydraulics, the l/gear is deployed and retracted by a push on the button.

Notice that red band hanging from the strut? There's a pin at the end of the band, whereby it is slotted into the l/gear locking socket to prevent the l/gear from being retracted while on ground. Simple terms: It locks the wheels.


I'm 5' 10"

The previous pic makes the l/gear looks small. Now i'm standing beside the A330 wheels for u to compare. It's huge. Slowly check out how complicated it is.

Since the l/gear is such an important part of an aircraft, it has to be maintained to its approved design standards. And maintainance includes overhaul. Overhaul means the whole thing is removed from the aircraft, paint stripped, X-rayed to check for cracks, serviced, repainted and re-installed.


Aircraft on Jacks

Notice the 3-legged jacks supporting the aircraft. And the wheels have been removed from the bearings for overhaul.


Disc Brakes

Ventilated Multi-Disc Brakes of a Boeing 737. 6 pistons actuated by electro-hydraulics to compress the disc and brake linings. During landing, these disc turn molten red while braking, producing a tremendous heat that can fry an ostrich egg within 1 second.


Nose l/gear

KW - Kilo Whiskey. It is a short form for the registeration of this aircraft 9M-MKW. Much smaller than the main l/gears, it has a red band too to lock the wheels.


Tow truck

U know what? This is the only vehicle in the world where the driver is lower than the wheels! hahaha... pretty cool ya? this is considered a big tow truck used to push-back big aircrafts.


Interior

As simple as that. Forward gear, neutral, and reverse gear. Oh, and left hand driving. In order to drive this truck, u gotta get a driving license for airfield from Malaysia Airlines, and also from the Department of Civil Aviation, DCA.

As i said from the very beginning. The legs of the aircraft are very important to the aircraft. It's exactly the same like the human leg. And if u do not take care of it, this will happen and cause serious injury.


A Bad Sprain

p/s: that's not my leg... but my batchmate's