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Sunday, September 10

Sleeping Beauties

If we sleep early, yet we feel tired the next morning;
If we sleep late, definitely feel tired the next morning;
If we dun sleep, no need to say la...... ZOMBIE sebiji.

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Zombie

U struggle to keep that steel-heavy eye lid from closing, yet u cant resist. U cant resist the temptation of closing the eyes and cuddle your head into the arms. It just feels soooooooooo good, isn't it?

It's even harder than lifting 150 pounds on the bench press in gym. U just wanna have a 15 second rest, u know u'll take more than that, but it doesn't matter cos it feels damn good. Damn good to close the eyes and nap.

As all College/University/Institutes students know, some lecturers are eligible to take part in INDIA's snake-charmer competition. They have the qualification, they have the knowledge, they have the experience, they are real good. Superb! Don't u think so?

If u dun believe me, i'll show u my instructors' talent.


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These are a few common species of snakes. Fresh water snake, rattle snake, and tree snake. More to come... POISONOUS SPECIES!

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Python, Albino yellow spot, laughing snake, crying snake..... to name a few.

hahahahah! it's so fun snapping pics of these guys napping! so funny! freaking funny man! we have nothing else better to do but to use our handphone camera to snap some memories.

Soon, the trend involved many others. The more the merrier! Let's have some family shots! Keluarga Bahagia! Wuuhooooo!

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't this fun? Snapping pics of the Sleeping Beauties without waking them up!

Imagine the situation where the guys tip-toe over to be part of the family. Then do some funny pose with a peace sign. wahhahahha! coolness!

Introducing, the King Cobra

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Don't think it's easy to achieve King Cobra-level. U gotta go through painful and hard training to achieve such status.

Rule no 1: Sleep without being detected

Rule no 2: Always look natural

Rule no 3: He's the best!

And before we end this funny session. Let's learn a lil from the King Cobra. It's called the 'Insect Trap' , a kungfu style founded by one of the snake clans back in 1960s.

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INSECT TRAP... normally u'll get flies, once a while get ants, once in a blue moon will get ladybird. Coolness!

20 Comments:

  • hahhaa, this post is so hilarious :)
    I can't help but laugh, akkakaka

    LOL about the insect trap too !!
    yeah, flies is the most common one :P

    By Blogger Chen, at September 10, 2006 9:24 AM  

  • oh shit. u're one of THOSE ppl. i always fall asleep in class, in talks and such... then THOSE ppl would come up, pose with my half-dead body, and blackmail me for life.

    ish.

    but it was a great pose. funny, when u're not the one caught sleeping. u just wait.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 10, 2006 12:03 PM  

  • WAHAHAAHHAHA

    keng ar u ppl!....

    ur lecturers wont say anything meh??? LOL

    By Blogger Pink Cotton, at September 10, 2006 2:20 PM  

  • kampungkai u come fr which kampung?
    haha..interesting post. so funny la u all.
    i hate to fly. i awlays think the taking off part is the scariest. and then har, got the cloud turbulance surely in the mid part. y canot install a big ass fan to blow them all away meh?;p

    By Blogger Winn, at September 10, 2006 2:54 PM  

  • Sighs, now I have second thoughts to take air planes when you people graduate.

    LOL.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 10, 2006 5:44 PM  

  • muahahaha!!

    what a coincident! I am collecting pictures of my colleagues sleeping while at work!!

    hehehehehe!!!

    By Blogger laymank, at September 10, 2006 6:01 PM  

  • where's my present?!
    :P

    and I love zombies :)

    By Blogger gwen., at September 10, 2006 7:17 PM  

  • Chen: superbly hilarious man! hahahha i couldnt even make a sound while everyone was in-action, that was tough! perhaps i should try putting some food in his mouth so that he can learn the art of EATING-WHILE-SLEEPING!

    Chloe: hahahha kaki tidur! gone la u, why so 'cha' wan... sleep here sleep there.Reminder: better stay awake in your restaurant, i might turn up and pose beside u with the camera phone ahhahhah! beware! u just wait... with that pic, i can blackmail u for free meals, sounds good?

    Pink Cotton: keng... we are indeed keng. Full of ideas, creative and funny ideas! most of the pics were snapped during lunch time or break time. As for those who were caught sleeping in class, what else? kena 'tiaw' by the instructor. but they just cant help it! it's after lunch and we are in a 20C a/cond room. Perfect combination to doze off.

    Winn: kampungkai from kampung kajang, how bout u? hey, why are u afraid to fly? dont be dont be. i'm sure u know it's the safest transport among all others? taking-off is scary for u because of the acceleration from 0-250km/h in a short distance, u get thrown back towards your seat rite? high up in the sky u r crusing at 800-900km/h, now wouldnt that be scarier? yea as u enter the clouds, vibration comes, unavoidable. Dey, u watch too much cartoon issit? install big-ass fan lagi. i suggest: install laser to cut a hole in the cloud cos it's much lighter. Good idea or not?

    Jason: hahahhha... do not hesitate, don't be. some classes are kinda boring cos they are not technical courses, but full of words and facts. I've learnt from stephen chow to draw eyes on my eye lid haha!

    laymank: really? cool dude! hahahha post them up! do remember to pose beside them!

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at September 10, 2006 7:19 PM  

  • xromantica: aiks i was just commenting as u published your comment, sorry to leave u out. Your pressie... hehhehe 1 day la in future i'll buy u a drink. And if u see me in Subang, do come forward and ask from me! Promise on the spot buy u a drink. haha btw, WHERE's MY PRESSIE?

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at September 10, 2006 7:22 PM  

  • i used to stay near kajang too. the batu 11 there. kakaka......considered kajang la tho not in the kajang city.
    i think u are the one who watched too many cartoon. where can cut hole in the cloud one?
    lol

    By Blogger Winn, at September 10, 2006 10:28 PM  

  • Tee hee hee... I don't know if the King Cobra more geng or my friend. she can sleep in the class yet when the teacher ask her question, she always got it correct. Amazing, isn't she?

    By Blogger Fish Fish, at September 10, 2006 11:39 PM  

  • Ohmygosh this is so funny!!!
    ROTFL hard!

    COOL post. :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 11, 2006 10:09 PM  

  • Question. Why is everyone sleeping in the class? Is there like a napping session allocated everyday, like how it's done in childcare centers? :P

    By Blogger Olive Poppy, at September 12, 2006 1:40 AM  

  • Hehe reading ur blog is definitely one of my latest hobbies~ LOL Last time it was more like a textbook-content blog. and now.. i just cant stop laughing looking at those hilarious pics... aih have to vote for the best blog la like this... hehehehehe =P

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 12, 2006 6:35 PM  

  • bla your birthday? your birthday so low-profile.
    if you buy me drink on the spot, I give you birthday kiss on the spot also!

    By Blogger gwen., at September 12, 2006 9:16 PM  

  • WTF..Its really keng ar..Either u guys or the sleeper. U guys keng bcoz din make any noise to wake them up when taking photo. The sleeper keng bcoz can sleep till so sweet.

    The best is the 'king cobra', Use his hand to hold his head pretend thinking. (This is my tactic during my Uni)

    Jason, I agreed with u..Think twice next time when boarding planes espcially after KampungKai grad. Duno safe anot

    By Blogger YBrat, at September 13, 2006 6:10 PM  

  • hey there. haha cool pics! i'm a big fan of the 'pretending to think' style.its an art form!!works everytime..

    By Blogger Jen, at September 16, 2006 1:39 AM  

  • wah the sleeping beauties...
    so notti la u.
    where are yours?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 17, 2006 12:28 AM  

  • I used to sleep like this when I was in accounts class back in college... lucky that time don't have camera phones.. or else.. i also kena like this! Haha!

    By Blogger Gina, at September 19, 2006 12:52 PM  

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