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Friday, February 4

'Lucy' is BaCk !!!

OMG!!!! helpppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucy is back! argh argh argh argh...uhuhuhuhuh....some1 please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after exactly 7days i got the ridiculous riddle from my beloved "Lucy", she sent me a message 5 minutes ago.... arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Is she haunting me? what have i done wrong?!! tomorrow better go to temple and pray hard, "pit" away all my bad luck, prepare for chinese new year! "Ong mari Ong mari ONGGG!"

Here goes the conversation...

lucy (10:11 PM) :
are you busy now?
Prince ® (10:11 PM) :
no... very free.. free till dunno wat to do
lucy (10:12 PM) :
then why didnt reply me?
Prince ® (10:12 PM) :
dunno wat to reply also....
Prince ® (10:13 PM) :
do u know spongebob?
lucy (10:13 PM) :
ask you sumthing
Prince ® (10:13 PM) :
lucy (10:14 PM) :
an ant passes thro' desert...why there are not ant footprint but just a straight line leh?
Prince ® (10:15 PM) :
hahahhahahahahhah u asked the same question to me last week
Prince ® (10:15 PM) :
any new questions?
lucy (10:18 PM) :
okok....you are provided with 2 bucket and tap water...one bucket can fill in 3 liter of water..then the other can fill in 5 liter...now how are you going to measure 4 liter of water...where the are no measurement and only 2 bucket nia
Prince ® (10:20 PM) :
Prince ® (10:20 PM) :
pout till two buckets are level?
lucy (10:20 PM) :
Prince ® (10:21 PM) :
eh tell me answer la!
lucy (10:21 PM) :
lucy (10:22 PM) :
think 1st
lucy (10:22 PM) :
since you said you so sien
Prince ® (10:23 PM) :
hahahhahah! i bored then u give me these questions? wahhahahah! so funny la u
Prince ® (10:23 PM) :
i cannot think laaa... i'm laughing non stop here
Prince ® (10:25 PM) :
hello hello?

Well, the conversation stopped right there... maybe she got pissed off muahahha! for the mean time i'm still cracking my head for the 4litres bucket thing, can help me out?

Thursday, February 3

Chicken out by Praying Mantis

last night at 1:20am as all 3 of us were preparing to go to bed, CS(my roommate) yelled "yerr! wey wey faster come, got praying mantis on my bed!"

I jumped up from my bed, went over the other side of the room, and saw this light green 6-inch 6-legged GIGANTIC insect on his bed, contrary with the white bedsheet. We stood together 3metres away from the bed, looking at the motionless insect. Starring at it carefully, making sure the path we were standing at doesn't block the insect's jumping path, we continued thinking of ways to get 'it' out from the room, worried that it might sting us or hold on to our leg with its sharp claws while sleeping.

"Eric, wake up! come here quick!" He blurred from his bed and zombied over to the 2 of us. You could see the sudden change on Eric's face.(from an eye line as fine as hair to a 50cents coin) *shock* "wahlauu! so big wan! martherrrr..." Without hesitation, Eric took the transparent plastic container (the type we use to bungkus food)behind us and walked carefully from the back of the praying mantis. Me and CS were amazed by his bravery, so we stood and see how he would save our night. However, things didn't go as expected from us. He stopped at 1 metre distance from it, put his hands forward, and threw the container over it like a chicken. The container covered the praying manting at 1st, but then bounce and fell off the bed! "alamak....why so cha wan u.. throw also dunno how to throw!"

This time the praying mantis was at the edge of the bed, head facing us! we got freaked out and change location of standing. Again, our hero - Eric prooved his bravery. This time he took the mop and went near the praying mentis, HOIK HOIK, doing chinese kungfu, praying mantis style hoik hoik! and he shoooood the mantis off the bed, and dunno how the mantis ended up entangled on the mop, with its sharp legs stuck to it. Eric quickly took the plastic container and covered over the mantis, the mantis obediently crawled upside down into the container and he covered it up.

The 3 of us happily opened the door and walked out shirtless from the hostel room, going down the 3 flights of stairs to the nearest tree. CS stood 10 metres away from the tree. Eric 5 metres, and me the FINAL HERO put the container on the ground beside the tree, making sure the mantis' head was heading away from me, and open up the plastic cover.... within a blink of an eye........CABUT!!! 3 of us ran up the stairs , shut the door and laughed...

Sigh.. now only i know how chicken we are. A lil praying mantis 1000 times smaller than us can make our knees go weak. Hope mr mantis has a nice place to live in now and don't come and kacau us anymore!