Star Search for 'Ayam Kampung'

It's sucha boring saturday night, anyone(girls highly preferred) wanna go out on a date with me? i'm bored of sitting in front of the pc typing. i'm bored of eating fried rice + telur mata kerbau ALONE when my parents attend wedding dinners. i'm bored of air suam!!! someone, bring me out!!! pls!!!

How was my 22nd birthday on tuesday? hm... pretty dull, but till i read the papers that bears my name, I became excited and the caption caught my attention immediately. It says: QUEST FOR THE REAL AYAM KAMPUNG


Tuesday, 19th Sept 2006, New Straits Time.

What nonsense are these people talking?! don't they realise that the real/original kampungkai is right here? cis, these people never learn. (hahaha!)

The best part is shown in the next pic...


Duh!

What is a real kampung chicken? hello?

Dey, an original one looks like me, what else! me me me and only me! the original one likes to eat Kajang sate and drink soya bean milk. All other types are imitation! Pirated versions! Get the original, stop piracy. (cough!)

By the way, i wouldnt want a twin. He would look like me then! he will steal my fame, take my girls, and grab my food! nooooooooooooo.....

*shakes head

Sorry mum sorry dad, i know 1 of me gives u enough headache, but they wanna produce more of me! in bulk! hundreds! thousands! millions! ahhhhhhhhhhh!

what can i do to ease my parents' burden? should i kill the others? but that would be sinful to kill my own kind. Would u guys help me eat them up? As u wish, may it be rendang, curry, or soup... be my guest.


How will our kampungkai look like?

Answer: Macho! Handsome! Attractive!

but the problem now is... they are trying to design a different outlook for my twins! they want...
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Black and Red feathers
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with yellow feet
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and a single red comb
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Hm..... do they mean this?


Me

My goodness, i cant believe i'm doing this to myself. Such disgrace. I know u r having lots of fun, laughing your asses out. Dun stop! (i'm laughing in my heart though i look blur right now)

But this is what the community wants, what can i do? uhuhuhhuhhHUU!

Anyone wanna buy me and rear me? i promise to be obedient? But i have 1 condition: only lady buyers allowed wahahhahahahhahhahh!!!


The original recipe.

Now, this looks more like me. Much more presentable than the feathery one.

p/s: the person who snapped this pic said i have Hush-Puppy eyes, what does it mean? can someone explain?