Point - Shatters Masturbation World Record!
Yawn... waking up at 9am is just too torturous for me. If not for showing my face to mum downstairs, I would have slept till the sun shines on my ass and burn my skin. (ouch!) But if i were to wake up at 12noon, the 1st sentence that mum would shout is...
"do u know what time it is?!"
"what did u do last nite? what time did u sleep?!"
or
"u have turn into a ghost issit?! night time dun sleep; noon only wake up! I dun see u studying! wait till u fail your exam! useless son!"
(all were spoken in hakka dialect)
OK, the 3rd 1 is the 'combo' that i dun really wanna get haha! imagine that in hakka, it sounds better! i understand that she scolds me for the sake of myself, i admit my fault. Well, which parents don't love their children? So, i take her words and feel guilty for erm.... 10 minutes? (hahahhhaa anak derhaka! jk jk)
Anyway, after waking up, i sat down with 3/4 of my right eye closed, and a fully closed left eye in front of the PC and having difficulty balancing my head, i saw a link sent to me in msn by my old buddy - POINT. The link brought me to this (i cut and pasted it here)
May 30, 2005
It's official, Point is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Point achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
POINT - the new record holder
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Point remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Point is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Point was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Point said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Impressed? hahaha... after reading, my right eye opened to 1/2, and my left eye allowed a lil light into it. All i could say was "wow... is this him or some1 with the same name?" Then i looked at that dark picture again, "hmm... this doesn't look like him, maybe he changed hairstyle". I was still so blur that i couldn't process the info but to believe it is him. 15 minutes later, after greeting mum good morning and washing up, i sat back down in front of my PC with both eyes fully opened. Clicked on IE, clicked on Yahoo, and typed "shatters masturbation world record". Waited...
Results :
Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record
Man Shatters Masturbation World Record
Darkmaster Shatters Masturbation World Record!
Candice Shatters Masturbation World Record
Ceedubya Shatters Masturbation World Record
Olf-The-Spanking-Clown Shatters Masturbation World Record
Terrence Cheung Shatters Masturbation World Record
Babi... i was fooled by him! *(@&#$()@^ ARGHHH! It was a news that could be altered by any1 on earth! Thanx to my sleepy eyes and brain, he got me! (POINT, u got me man... celaka u!)
hm... i wonder whether there's really such ppl who are so powerful with high endurance? and the weird thing is, these ppl would even take the effort of revealing to public something that is private. Maybe after that, he would have weak knees hahaha!
*Note : this is not a sex blog
"do u know what time it is?!"
"what did u do last nite? what time did u sleep?!"
or
"u have turn into a ghost issit?! night time dun sleep; noon only wake up! I dun see u studying! wait till u fail your exam! useless son!"
(all were spoken in hakka dialect)
OK, the 3rd 1 is the 'combo' that i dun really wanna get haha! imagine that in hakka, it sounds better! i understand that she scolds me for the sake of myself, i admit my fault. Well, which parents don't love their children? So, i take her words and feel guilty for erm.... 10 minutes? (hahahhhaa anak derhaka! jk jk)
Anyway, after waking up, i sat down with 3/4 of my right eye closed, and a fully closed left eye in front of the PC and having difficulty balancing my head, i saw a link sent to me in msn by my old buddy - POINT. The link brought me to this (i cut and pasted it here)
May 30, 2005
It's official, Point is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Point achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
POINT - the new record holder
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Point remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Point is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Point was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Point said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Impressed? hahaha... after reading, my right eye opened to 1/2, and my left eye allowed a lil light into it. All i could say was "wow... is this him or some1 with the same name?" Then i looked at that dark picture again, "hmm... this doesn't look like him, maybe he changed hairstyle". I was still so blur that i couldn't process the info but to believe it is him. 15 minutes later, after greeting mum good morning and washing up, i sat back down in front of my PC with both eyes fully opened. Clicked on IE, clicked on Yahoo, and typed "shatters masturbation world record". Waited...
Results :
Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record
Man Shatters Masturbation World Record
Darkmaster Shatters Masturbation World Record!
Candice Shatters Masturbation World Record
Ceedubya Shatters Masturbation World Record
Olf-The-Spanking-Clown Shatters Masturbation World Record
Terrence Cheung Shatters Masturbation World Record
Babi... i was fooled by him! *(@&#$()@^ ARGHHH! It was a news that could be altered by any1 on earth! Thanx to my sleepy eyes and brain, he got me! (POINT, u got me man... celaka u!)
hm... i wonder whether there's really such ppl who are so powerful with high endurance? and the weird thing is, these ppl would even take the effort of revealing to public something that is private. Maybe after that, he would have weak knees hahaha!
*Note : this is not a sex blog
12 Comments:
It's not a sex blog.
"[It's a] blog...about how kampung chickens fight, eat and communicate. "
;-) As we've been warned.
By Anonymous, at May 30, 2005 6:05 PM
I always find hakka speaking people hilarious. Hehehhe. They always sound so cute.
By Gina, at May 31, 2005 10:22 PM
Wuahahahhahaahaha~~~~~ kampungkai ah kampungkai... the sentence..damn funny! :D
keep it up!
By Anonymous, at June 01, 2005 2:09 AM
Brader, i tot u and me got a better record than those people one?
By Jason Lioh, at June 01, 2005 2:20 PM
Elai : May the chicken force be with you. (what talking me?!)
Gina : haha! i'm a hakka, i think it sounds great! i speak it LOUD & CLEAR, and create attention! my hakka words make ppl prepare to call the police, b'cos i sound as though i'm gonna fight!
Lazyworm : u have turn into a ghost issit?! night time dun sleep; noon only wake up! I dun see u studying! wait till u fail your exam! useless son! (haha u really like this sentence huh? next time i teach u the hakka version k?)
Jason : brader, we lost to POINT la! remember our tag-team record was only 34 orgasms in 24 hours? Hey, we have to start training again! this fri night your room or my room? (oh my God, can't believe i sound so gay)
By Kampungkai, at June 02, 2005 1:40 AM
pOint- is in da house!!!bwahahaha...thx for promoting me mate!!i owe u one!!but forgot to told u they got the info wrong...it should b 67 times within 24 hours!!bwahahahah!!
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