141 mosquitoes in 30 mins

Never in my life i've encounter such a big number of mosquito! And never in my life i've seen mosquitoe(s) on an island, with the exception of Pulau Kapas which gave me the shock of my life. Pulau Kapas may look peaceful and quiet, while tourist sun bathe on the beach and enjoy the breeze; wait till dawn or dusk, Pulau Kapas will then turn into a dance floor, where each and every tourist would be clapping their hands and jumping up and down, creating a very happening atmosphere. Now dun get me wrong here, they are not dancing with happiness, but with tears and frustration on their faces! There are just too many mosquitoes to be killed!

I woke up in my hammock at 0700 hrs, was in a jacket and shorts. Upon getting my legs out and into the slippers, i was shock to see the amount of red spots on my legs and feet, but they were't itchy at all, so i just assumed it was the thorn the got me the day b4 while jungle trekking.


The Battle Field

Walked back to the room and sat on the chair in front of it.

"eeeeeeeeeeeee........."
*shakes head vigorously and scratch ears with shoulders
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......eeeeeeeeeeeee"
*with full force
"PIAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk!!!!!!"
*shit... i could now only hear 'tinggggggggggggggg....'
*whack my ears too hard, but i got the mosquito on my palm, YES!

The KapasWar between kampungkai and team mosquito officially started exactly at 0705 hrs. PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK........PIAK PIAK PIAK..... PIAK!..... PIAK!


There you go, 56 PIAKs in 15 minutes. An average of 3.7 mosquitoes per minute.


Look how seriously they are injured. Broken arms and legs.

My conscience : Not good enough, need to go faster!
Me : Sorry SIR!
My conscience : The batallion is just too great! U need to go faster kampungkai!!!
Me : Yes SIR! I shall work harder SIR!

PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PK PK PK PK PK K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K........................ kampungkai went so fast that u couldn't hear the PIAK but only the 'K'. He followed the order with the heart of a hero.


Times up! 141 down in 30 minutes! Average of 4.7 / min!


Get into your lines! 6 in a row!

In the end, kampungkai lost the battle, because the following evening, a new batch of batallion mosquitoes arrived and kampungkai's hands were sore enough.


It was a bad experience. Kampungkai had never seen so many mosquitoes in 1 go b4 in his entire 21 years. It's scary.

p/s : that was only done by me alone. There were 7 of us. U need a calculator?