::[ kampungkai ]::

Sunday, November 12

Le Tour De Kajang

Having changed a brand new set of front and back all-terrain tyres 2 weeks ago, I only got the chance to try out the comfy ride on my old-metal-horse (bicycle) yesterday.

Full with enthusiasm, and thinking that the RM76 tyres would contribute to a great ride, i woke up surprisingly early at 0730 on a Saturday morning. Why? cos i wanted to go cycling before the sun becomes scorching hot!

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Dressed in sports attire, clipped the water tumbler onto the bike, i decided to bring along my IC and RM10. Just in case, u know *shrugs

The auto-gate closed as I rolled out of the car porch. Tuning into the intermediate gear for an easy and slow start, I planned the route to be taken. It's gonna be a long and tiring ride, i thought, but heck, it's better than keeping those calories on the bed! So, burn them!

1st turning out from my housing estate on to the main road, and i saw another cyclist some 50m ahead of me. An Indon worker riding on an old bike, u'll know it's old when u see it.

May the journey begin! 'Tuck! Tuck! Tuck!' I changed my gears into highest gear and sped up, intending to overtake the cyclist in front and zoom pass him like a superbike overtaking a '90cc honda kap-zhai'.

Unfortunately, sadly, dissapointingly, angrily, frustratedly.... bout 5m before i could even reach him..... 'CHIBABOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....TING TING TING TING TING!' My wheels felt as though it wasnt round! it was square!

I jammed on the brakes after 5 times of TING TING TING TING TING. Got on my feet and turn my back to look at my rear wheel. It was a kcufing nail! ARGH!!!

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The nail that punctured my tyre.

My brain's CPU usage was at 100%, thinking alot of things like: wth! got so suey meh! it's a brand new tyre! and it's not cheap! it's only 150m from home man! what to do next? push back to home? or bicycle shop? did i bring money to tampal/change tube? luckily brought RM10. but it's only 740am! sial....

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New tyres.... but FLAT!

I pulled out the nail, and i was really shocked! This is the 1st time in my life seeing such a big nail puncturing my tyre. On previous ocassions, it was either a tumb-tack or a small nail. But this! it was kcufing 2 inch long man!

I'm sure the 5 rounds of TINGS scratched the inner part of my rims and decreased the durability of my tyre. It's just my luck. Sigh...

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My Beautiful Map

Look, just look at my beautiful map, the route i planned to cycle through. It passes Kajang Hospital, Tasik Kenyir, KLCC, KLIA, and Teluk Intan before heading home. Cool huh? But the red line was the only distance i covered. What to do, Itik menyudu.

A friend of mine suggested: I think u should go temple and bai-bai (pray), last week aircraft emergency landing problem, now bicycle puncture, quite suey lo.

hahaha! should i be supersticiuos? Let's just hope for better days to come.

p/s: Was just wondering. Did the Indon worker knew i was gonna overtake him, and then he threw the nail on to the road? hahahah!
i'm so bad!


  • speechless!
    brand new tyres.. and it punctured.


    By Blogger Jeff, at November 12, 2006 3:24 PM  

  • to prevent this from happening again in your next "race" i think you should switch to tubeless tyre ler

    By Blogger Wingz, at November 12, 2006 3:37 PM  

  • my dear prince ah... din know u had such ambitious plan tat suey morning... kononnya wanna pass thru so many places with ur trust metal horse... anyway i do hope one fine morning ur plan wil come true... tat u'll pass thru my place! hehe...

    By Blogger Miss_Interpret, at November 12, 2006 4:12 PM  

  • LOL. Totally kesian.

    By Blogger Jason, at November 12, 2006 5:11 PM  

  • shud have ajak me along mar...

    By Anonymous Mr. B, at November 12, 2006 5:31 PM  

  • u should bring along an extra tube while cross-country cycling what... =) u should ask the experienced-cyclist here (me!!!!!) hahaha....

    By Blogger tze shAn, at November 12, 2006 5:50 PM  

  • Jeff: yea la, i'm also speechless. Abit sad la, brand new some more. sighhh

    Wingz: very expensive leh! havent reach that level yet. U going for the Presidential Race this Sunday in Kajang Perdana?

    Miss Interpret: hahahhaha i was just kidding girl! how am i gonna raech TI on my bicycle? my balls are gonna shrink from doing that man!

    Jason: bugger, earn so much money d, cannot donate abit to me to change another brand new set of tyres meh?

    Mr.B: ok ok, this sat morning, on or not? u go and service bicycle 1st, then we go! ok?

    tze shan: dey, how would i expect a leisure ride would end up being punctured some 150m away from my house. darn suey la, what's happening to me! perhaps like Wingz said, i should consider tubeless.... but not now la, one day one day. Be LAE 1st haha!

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at November 12, 2006 8:28 PM  

  • so suey...
    summore brand new tyre :(

    I miss cycling...
    Miss those days cycling with mountain bike ..

    By Blogger Chen, at November 12, 2006 9:43 PM  

  • Btw, that's a long route..
    u planned to finish that route within how many hours initially? :)

    By Blogger Chen, at November 12, 2006 9:46 PM  

  • wah memang seuy hor..haha damn funny seeing your nicely planned and extremely long route..foiled by a miserable nail..

    By Blogger Jen, at November 12, 2006 9:57 PM  

  • Hahaha!! I like the map!! I agree with your friend lah. You shud go temple and bai bai.

    By Blogger Gina, at November 12, 2006 9:58 PM  

  • well well,here is the link, http://tzeshan.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_tzeshan_archive.html
    c the baggie behind, u should get 1 for yourself so that u can bring along a spare tube when cycling. And the pump is attact to the body =)

    pray hard bro.

    By Blogger tze shAn, at November 12, 2006 10:37 PM  

  • hey... thanks fr visiting my site! will link u up asap.

    as fr ur post... omg i feel so sorry. a NAIL that long?!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 13, 2006 12:00 AM  



    but uhmm.... you can try again next time?

    By Blogger xromantica, at November 13, 2006 12:05 AM  

  • Aiyooooo kesian.

    So alas how? u tampal the tayar or chg new tayar?

    By Anonymous Che-Cheh, at November 13, 2006 10:07 AM  

  • Damn! That's a nasty pierce! How did a 2 inch nail, nail your very narrow tyre ah? Now that's sheer bad luck, pure evil. Could this be mother nature balancing out your good fortunes ala Cleo freebies last week? I bet you had enormous fun at Zouk! I was not aware of the function... hmmm, maybe that's why...


    And btw, you should keep that map and complete the ambitious mission. That route will definitely burn your spare tyres, on and off your body! Just don't get pierced again. Good luck and God speed my friend!

    By Blogger agus, at November 13, 2006 5:20 PM  

  • Dude, that's plain suey. Time to print out "fu" from kuanima.com (goddess of mercy.com haha) and drink.


    ps/ im back!

    By Blogger chansaire, at November 13, 2006 8:38 PM  

  • huh? u really planning to cycle that far???

    By Blogger snowybabie, at November 13, 2006 10:55 PM  

  • dun fool the reader, dude...
    the map is totally different from the one u told me other day...
    see, so many ppl fooled by u oledi..
    anyway, i agree with agus... 2 inch long nail can nail u that narrow bicycle tyre???? how impossible...... i think u really shud go and buy TOTO after the incident lar.... wahahaha

    by the way, go and BAI BAI lar.... BAI the one in ur house also can lar.....

    By Anonymous Mr.C, at November 14, 2006 11:33 PM  

  • opps...what can i say is, u really so ko lian, very unlucky le...but feel funny about this post...thanks for sharing us this. Should be careful next time, luckly bukan kenak kaki ar...

    By Blogger Pinky_piglet, at November 15, 2006 1:41 PM  

  • penat ~~~~

    By Blogger w√©nkt, at November 16, 2006 1:38 AM  

  • Chen: suey max, i also dunno why. Cycling is fun ya? but just make sure you have a comfy seat for long journeys! damn pain haha abuot the route, it's just a joke la! it's ridiculous!

    Jen: hahaha i also was laughing away while drawing the map in 'paint' haha! that nail is cursed! argh!

    Gina: tmr 1st thing to do after wake up! go baibai! btw, the map nice ya? kekekke... my imagination.

    tze shan: ya la ya la, know u very pro. i'm not into that level yet, but more of just cycling for leisure to the market to buy vege for mum type haha! so extra baggie behind is for carrying fish and meat! not extra rubber! (u only bring extra rubber in your wallet dude!)

    lydia: u r most welcome, girl! thanx for being sympathy. sob sob sob... i feel so touched! kekeke!

    xromantica: cis, laugh so loud with capital letters somor! dunwan try already la, u just broke my inspiration. whenever i get on the bike, i think of your HAHAHAHAHAHA...

    Che-Cheh: Alas ar... i put the bike back into store room and let it rot there. dunwan cycle d la. haha no la, i sent it back for service, and they had to change the whole tube, couldnt tampal cos the whole was too big. damn! extra money again.

    agus: the map was just an imagination man! ahahhaha i'll never complete it, it's ridiculous wey! wey dun la make me feel bad for taking all of u guys' freebies, and now getting 'balasan'? sob...

    chansaire: finally la, i wait till my ashes also vanish already. what took u so long! babi, how come i google kuanima.com and it was directed back to my blog only! hahhahah u bluff wan! see, i so innocent ok, dun bluff bluff. babi, i am so stupid. :)

    snowybabie: of course not! u think i superman huh? it's just a drawing only, for fun, dont u think it's funny?! all around malaysia kkekkeke

    Mr.C: no worries, all of them know that i'm just kidding! u need to understand the blogging world more, it's full of sarcasism and bodohism. well there are 1 or 2 blur blur readers la hahah cant blame them :P tmr morning 1st thing to do afer wakeup, i'll go baibai!

    Pinky piglet: wah, u just made me more alert for what u said 'luckily bukan kena kaki'. thanx, i'll be more watchful while walking around next time, anything might happen rite? anyway, hope u had a nice laugh la! continue reading my blog plssss, i need ppl like u!

    wenkt: i also penat... sleepy la. hahaha nice to meet u!

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at November 18, 2006 6:31 PM  

  • rubber inside wallet @@

    By Blogger tze shAn, at November 19, 2006 9:00 PM  

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